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Ask Global Warming Awareness: Meetings

In agriculture and global warming, alternative energy, ask global warming awareness, climate change, cow farts, developing nations, finance of global warming, global warming awareness advocates, global warming awareness online, greenhouse gasses, hybrid autos, science of global warming, slacktivism on February 27, 2007 at 12:11 pm

We get QUESTIONS!

Dear Globalwarming Awareness2007: I read today that meetings make us dumber. To fight globalwarming, many people have meetings, suggest communal living, and carpool in flex-fuel vehicles. Could all of these actions make us dumber, and less scientifically able to fight globalwarming? –signed, clueless in the carpool lane

Dear Clueless in the Carpool Lane:

Meetings making us dumber may explain a lot. However, arguably, starving because globalwarming harms agriculture and the food chain probably isn’t a great way to add to our smarts.

Cows gathering together is almost undoubtedly a bad idea: mass cow farts!

Developing nations, which tend to have big populations, would be bad if they started emitting the average carbon output of an American — Americans are energy hogs.

We would recommend only carpooling with smart people.

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